Ok....so you are wondering what the title has to do with....well, with ANYTHING!!! Alas, only Super Sib #1 and I REALLY know!!! After an hour plus spent in the shoe aisle of Mardens in Brewer, we, or rather she, decided on a pair of sandals...so we make our way to the check out lines and escape the dirt, filth, dust, and "bag ladies" that make up ANY Mardeen's trip, only to discover that Super #1 left or lost her cell phone in the store! So, thinking I will just sit in the cool car, I stuff my purse under my seat, then we decided that we will need to call her phone to find it if it is in an aisle somewhere....so, I will need to help inside. So, I shut off the car, and as I listen to the ding ding ding of my car reminding me "HEY IDIOT, YOUR KEYS ARE STILL IN HERE", I slam the door shut.....LOCKED!!! Shit! And of course, it can't BE any hotter outside...Uh, can you say Triple A!!! So we go inside to take surveys of how long they will take to come "rescue" us....Oh MY God....it was too funny really! We set up "shop" at the cheap tables out in the lobby pretending to be doing something productive of course, as Gretchen inquired of some pre-K student just when he thought Citgo would show up....And then there was the old white haired lady who panted in her face..."Hot out, isnt' it?"...BRILLIANT!!!! I am still laughing about it....
Finally, Union Street Citgo shows up, and we head off for lunch....of the NOT FROZEN VARIETY!!! What a good day it was! And I DO mean that really. Have not laughed so much in a long time.
The two boys have kept me entertained as well....playing their guitars, and just acting like, well, like the teenage boys that they are. Took a hair raising trip out in the storm of the century to get take-out even....t'was fun! They get along so well....it is nice having Ty up here for Kyle.
Big plans next week it sounds like....Mommie Dearest has it all scheduled in it seems....she even invited me to stay at Gretchen's....or at least that is the way I figure it, since she has no place for me to stay, when she asked if we were staying over, she must have meant somewhere other than her place....CAUSE I AIN'T SLEEPING ON HER COUCH!!!! Whatever!!!!! hahaha Or is that "Everwhat".....hee hee
Kimmie the Keyless
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